Ian has an ever growing repetoire of faces he brings out as required for the various situations that he finds himself in.
Ah crap...now where are mom and dad taking me? I can't wait until they have to buy me my own plane ticket.
This square block WILL fit into the round hole if it's the last thing I do.

What the ^&$# do you want? Yeah, I know I have poop in my pants...and your point is???
Yes! mom and dad are going to be so happy with me!! I won my 10th ebay auction today!
Jeeves, be a dear and pass me a Kleenex? It seems my nose has sprung a leak.